current state
of mind: amused
And I got no
idea where we’re going with this, no
I don’t know
where we’re gonna land
And it might
go better if we do it by the letter
So I need to
know where I stand
~ “I Need to
Know Where I Stand” by Rhett Miller
I really
like Patton Oswalt. I find him
remarkably entertaining and insightful. He
also shouldn’t be heard by children under the age of 18. I feel the same about this blog post. Those under 18, stop reading now . . . This blog post was inspired by a conversation
I had with someone recently. They
suggested I blog it . . . so I am!
WTF is up
with people who want to wear socks to bed?
By “to bed” I mean “while having relations in bed”. People who wear socks during sex freak me
out. I don’t care how rushed or excited
you are. . . there is no reason that you cannot kick those socks off before you
begin doing the deed. Now, do not
confuse thigh high stockings and garters with socks. Thigh high stockings can be pretty sexy and I
understand why guys want to see a woman wearing them. I do not understand why a woman would want to
look at her beloved in bed and have him wearing socks; especially if they are
wearing white calf length socks. Good
gourd.
This is a
conversation I have had several times in my lifetime, with an assortment of
friends, family, and significant others.
I have only found a few people who thought sex in socks is
appropriate. I think those people are in
denial. Serious denial.
So, if there
is any lesson that you can learn today, please have this be it. Before both feet are off the bedroom floor,
kick those socks off.
PERSONAL
NOTE: “Fear prophets and those prepared
to die for the truth, for as a rule they make many others die with them, often
before them, at times instead of them.”
~ Umberto Eco
CONFIDENTIAL
NOTE: I am happy that you are
happy. Always.
